Quotes of the Week: Ironheart, The Bear, Countdown, Yes, Chef! and More

Summer solstice came and went, but there’s still plenty of time in the day to catch up on our latest edition of Quotes of the Week.
In the list below — which features our picks for TV’s most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you’ll find nearly a dozen shows represented, includingThe Bear, The Buccaneers, The Walking Dead: Dead City, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Yes, Chef! and Beyond the Gates.
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AdvertisementAdvertisement#«R45ekkr8lb2m7nfblbH1» iframe AdvertisementAdvertisement#«R85ekkr8lb2m7nfblbH1» iframeAlso featured in this week’s roundup: quotable moments from America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, The Chi, And Just Like That…,Criminal Minds: Evolution, and double doses ofDestination X and Countdown. Plus, we’ve got a rare triple dose of Ironheart.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!(With contributions from Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
THE BEAR

“I think I’m in love with her. I feel like I’m in a f—king Disney Channel original movie, dawg.”
“Wow. That’s great. Which one?”
AdvertisementAdvertisement#«R4cekkr8lb2m7nfblbH1» iframe AdvertisementAdvertisement#«R8cekkr8lb2m7nfblbH1» iframe“Like, Motocrossed.”
“That’s beautiful.”
Ted Fak (Ricky Staffieri) is clearly a connoisseur of only the finest films, as he shares with Carmy (Jeremy Allen White)
COUNTDOWN (Episode 2)

“I can set up a meet.”
“Take Meachum with you, he can be your muscle.”
“I… I just usually work solo.”
“This isn’t a ‘task individual.’”
There is no “I” in task force, Blythe (Eric Dane) reminds Oliveras (Jessica Camacho)
COUNTDOWN (Episode 2 Bonus Quote!)

“Pig feed! Oof, can you imagine working with that smell all day?”
“I can, actually.”
“Oh, I heard it soon as it came out of my mouth.”
Meachum (Jensen Ackles) stepped right in that one
THE WALKING DEAD: DEAD CITY

“We’re gonna get the kids together for a playdate and us moms are gonna talk strategy.”
AdvertisementAdvertisement#«R50ekkr8lb2m7nfblbH1» iframe AdvertisementAdvertisement#«R90ekkr8lb2m7nfblbH1» iframeBruegel (Kim Coates) finds a unique way to tell Perlie that Negan is coming by
THE BUCCANEERS

“Are you following me, Miss Elmsworth?”
“No. I’m not ruling out following you, but on this occasion, I came to see Nan.”
Lizzy (Aubri Ibrag) and Hector (Jacob Ifan) are getting a little flirtatious!
DESTINATION X

“I mean, he’s hot. His strategy sucks, but he’s pretty hot.”
Kim sings Peter’s praises… sort of
DESTINATION X (Bonus Quote!)

“I would not have Shayne on my trivia team and that’s OK. He knows his strengths, so I don’t mean that as an attack on his character… just on his intellect.”
Mack takes a page out of Kim’s book of insults
CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION

“He’s an incel, I had to kick him off the network.”
“Why? Killing’s fun, misogyny isn’t?”
Tyler (Ryan-James Hatanaka) learns that even The Man Formerly Known as Sicarius (Zach Gilford) has his limits
BEYOND THE GATES

“You can’t go in there. Hayley might be having a miscarriage.”
“This is a miscarriage of justice!”
We know poor Ashley (Jen Jacob) is just doing her job, but we still have to side with Dani (Karla Mosley) — this is an exquisite response
IRONHEART (Episode 2)

“My goal was to recreate a very sophisticated Wakandan A.I. called Griot, but somehow I’m looking at a hologram of my dead best friend instead!”
“Hmm…. Well, that’s only weird if you make it weird…?”
AdvertisementAdvertisement#«R5uekkr8lb2m7nfblbH1» iframe AdvertisementAdvertisement#«R9uekkr8lb2m7nfblbH1» iframeRiri (Dominique Thorne) explains why N.A.T.A.L.I.E. (Lyric Ross) must be deleted
IRONHEART (Episode 3)

“Do I really look middle-aged…?
“It’s the khakis.”
Riri’s mom was puzzled why a “sweaty, middle-aged white man” (Alden Ehrenreich) is at their door
IRONHEART (Episode 3 Bonus Quote!)

“Do you have this in, like, a Cocoa Sunrise?”
Riri (Dominique Thorne) tries on Joe’s very beige bio-mesh skin sample
YES, CHEF!

“Look, sometimes you just gotta throw it on the porch and see if the cat licks it up.”
Chef Lee describes his plan for taking on Indian cuisine
AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS: DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS

“Whoa! Son of a run. You need a seatbelt for this thing!”
Victoria’s mom tackles the New York subway system with grace
THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT

“Mamdani won decisively in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens, while Andrew Cuomo won Staten Island, the Bronx and the secret sixth borough of Groper’s Island.”
THE CHI

“He needs to be behind bars.”
“Says who?”
“Saysme.”
“Well, you ain’t God.”
“Says who?”
While discussing Reg, Alicia (Lynn Greenfield) and Shaad (Jason Weaver) have differing opinions about her divinity
AND JUST LIKE THAT…

“Have you ever tried yoga?”
“You’re asking a South Asian woman if she’s ever tried yoga?”
“Well, I don’t like to profile.”
Seema (Sarita Choudhury) lets Carrie’s landscaper Adam (Logan Marshall-Green) know that she knows her way around a downward dog
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